I Didn't Know Ellen Was Funny

Well, I had heard she was funny, but I guess the clothes and the extremely vanilla set-up of her show made me think she was one of those generic American talk-show hosts that I wouldn't enjoy very much. I mean people absolutely adored Oprah and still rave about the View but shmieh, not something that entertains me all that much. So imagine my surprise when I discovered that Ellen is actually for realz funny!

Gotzta get me some of those woman pens. Well, I really type more than I write nowadays.... oh crap! Am I using a MAN keyboard??!!! Quick! Grab the pink paint and glitter!